Monday with 182 notes / reblog
Monday with 55,605 notes / reblog

sunflower-mama:

*platonically sleeps next to you naked*

(via livvyintheskywithdiamonds)

theflawless:

why do girls have fake pockets when guys can fit a laptop in theirs 

(Source: himelistic, via crystallized-teardrops)

Monday with 28,005 notes / reblog

ufuo:

*forgets the word breed* so what version is your dog?

(via swiggityswag-im-a-fag-347)

officialbrucespringsteen:

hey isnt that jonas brother a disney kid

and now he’s half naked everywhere

and everyone is admiring him for growing up so nicely

wasnt miley cyrus a disney kid too

and she was half naked everywhere

and everyone freaked their fuckin shit

(via bastille)

filingsforkili:

True love is when your pet comes to your room on its own.

(via bree-mcmxcv)

Monday with 90 notes / reblog

spring2000:

me: *puts one hand on my hip*
everyone: omg are you a model??

(via prettygayyboy)